I hate
pussies.
Not
nerds or geeks or wimps, Trekkies, or even that peace-preaching pacifist that
refuses to fight or say a bad word about anyone, even when he’s getting the
shit kicked outta him. I’m not talking about any of those guys. In fact, more
power to them. No, I’m talking about the spoiled-rotten kid whose parents were
too busy arranging play dates and getting their kids into the best school money
can buy to realize that they were turning their kid into a spoiled little bitch.
That’s the kind of pussy I’m talking about.
Working
in the food service industry for the past decade, you better believe I’ve seen
my share of misbehaved kids. I want to go up to the parents and shake them,
“What the fuck is wrong with you?!?!” But god forbid they discipline precious
little Dylan/Jacob/Tyler/Logan! No, they’d rather let him run around the
restaurant and be a fucking nuisance. I can’t wait for the day when little
Dylan/Jacob/Tyler/Logan is running around like a crazed maniac and bumps into a
server carrying a hot cup of coffee. Ok, maybe that’s a little harsh, and of
course I would never wish pain or harm on any child, but you get what I mean,
right? I mean, Jesus Christ, I was a kid once too, and I would never ever in a million years even think of acting that way in public. And
I never got hit as a kid, either. Although I know a lot of people my age would
agree with me and say, “Yeah, I woulda gotten the shit kicked outta me if I
acted like that.” Well, all I needed was the death-look from dear ol’ Dad. He
never had to lay a hand on me, all he needed to do was glare at me with that
“You better knock it off now!” look in his eye, and I knew I’d better behave.
And guess what? I did. So did my brother. And so did (most of) my friends. But
of course, this was in the mid 1970’s. Oh, how times have changed.
Unfortunately
for kids in today’s society, it’s not as easy as that anymore. Today, kids live
in a world where “every kid makes the team.” I’m sorry, but that is some bullshit if I ever
heard it. Why do we feel it necessary to give every kid a trophy, even if they
sucked? It’s fucking stupid. It gives kids a false sense of worth and security
that doesn’t exist in the real world. And what happens when these kids grow up
and they don’t “make the team,” or “get the trophy?” They become pussies.
Whiny, petulant, maladjusted assholes.
Whatever
happened to kids learning defeat and how to accept it gracefully? “Everyone has
to be equal.” Well guess what, motherfucker, everyone isn’t equal, and the sooner your kid learns that, the better off
he’ll be. Newsflash! Not all kids are good at sports! Why are we so goddamn afraid
to say that? Because kids will get their feelings hurt? Are you fucking kidding
me? Isn’t it better that they learn about hurt feelings and that it’s part of
life, but it’s okay because you get over it? Isn’t that better than delaying
the inevitable and letting them think they’re good at something when they’re
really not? Kids are so resilient, they bounce back easily. Especially with
some encouragement from Mom or Dad. A kid who learns defeat and how to overcome
it early in life is going to be a lot better adjusted and have a lot easier
time transitioning into adulthood than one who thinks that he is good at
everything and grows up with a sense of entitlement. It seems to me that some
parents are putting an awful lot of pressure on themselves to “protect” their
kids, when they’re really just protecting themselves.
You know
what I say? So what if little Dylan/Jacob/Tyler/Logan
sucks at basketball? Who gives a shit? I’m
positive there’s something else he’s good at. Maybe the skinny kid that has
one leg longer than the other and wears coke-bottle glasses and can’t run or
throw a ball to save his life is a fucking musical genius! Maybe he’s the most
insane trumpet player you’ve ever heard! Maybe the girl who’s not nimble enough
to be a cheerleader is a math whiz. Maybe, if given the chance, she’ll love
science so much that she’ll discover the cure for cancer. Not everybody has to
be good at everything. That’s the beauty of living in a society like ours. You
can be an individual. You can embrace your uniqueness. Unfortunately, a lot of
parents miss the boat on this.
Now, I’m
not saying that all—or even the majority—of parents today are like this. I have
many friends and relatives my age who I think are wonderful parents and their
kids are lucky as shit to have the privilege of being raised by them. And I’m
not saying that these aforementioned parents are intentionally trying to fuck
up their kids. But, it’s amazing to me that they don’t realize what kind of
people they are turning their kids into. How can they be that blind? Someone
needs to slap these people.
Don’t
get me wrong, I am all for giving kids their space and freedom. I think they
should be allowed to express themselves artistically or otherwise. I have no
problem with tattoos (obviously!), piercings or dying your hair hot pink. But
at four years old, a child should maybe be allowed to pick out her own outfit
for the day, NOT have the freedom to run rampant like a bat out of hell in a
crowded restaurant and speak to adults in a disrespectful way.
I want
to tell today’s youth: Go out and play! Get dirty! Learn some heartache, lose a
game! Suck at something, but be proud of yourself for trying! Fall down and
skin your knees, shit, break a bone if you have to! Do whatever you can to
express your individuality, and above all, HAVE FUN!
Otherwise,
thirty or forty years from now, the world is going to be run by a bunch of
spoiled, pussified assholes, and that won’t be any fun for anybody.
No comments:
Post a Comment